If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
i mean i would eat healthy food but do you remember that one time that adam and eve ate an apple in the garden of eden and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
i just spit my muffin out from laughter
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
patio isn’t french
zayn is next level human like he shouldn’t even exist in this era he is that futuristic level of attractive
if ur biceps are bigger than ur head u need to stop
u sound weak and jealous
I didn’t know the exact number, so I just ROUNDED UP TO THE NEAREST MILLION.
and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them